Protect your friends and family while owning a physical piece of the album!

These double-lined and luxurious masks, hand-sewn by a professor at FIDM (no kidding), are taken from the remnants of viscose fabric used for the cover photo of forthcoming Eucalyptus record Bury the Lightbulb. This album was recorded in Olympia in the 90s but is getting mixed in 2021-2022.

Each mask has comfortable ear straps and a bendable/pliant nose wire that helps your mask stay on and your glasses not fog.

Once these dozen masks are sold, there will never be any more originals made, because the original, colorful fabric (which has been sterilized) is from the 1970s Scandinavia. You will have to get a cheap knockoff in Fashion Alley or the blackmarket. The interior lining, which keeps you even safer from airborne germs, is brand new and soft against your muzzle.

These only come in LARGE; we apologize to all tiny faces. My mom tried one on, and it was too big for her petite face. The upside: these are great for eggheads, horsefaces, and bearded people.

Your purchase also helps the band mix the album. So it's a win/win/win.

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